sorryicouldnot: What’s Big Bird’s kill count

officialunitedstates:

that-iconic-cat-lady:

officialunitedstates:

37 and rising

What even goes on at sesame street??

38

ufo-the-truth-is-out-there:

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əʌəıləq oʇ ʇuɐʍ ı

capacity:

Bye I went to Taco Bell and bought a bean burrito and the cashier was like eeeew why u eat this nasty shit

xenosagaepisodeone:

beaky-peartree:

the only DB Cooper theories i accept:

  • he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
  • it’s tommy wiseau
  • there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could still fall on us at any time